Cookies and Creativity

Kenapa manusia itu istimewa... mana taknyer... kite di beri akal dan fikiran... cuma... how you guna ajer ler yang menimbulkan persoalan... kalo korang guna cara baik... korang tengok hasil kat bawak nie.... errrmmm... speechless...






Pheonix; tak termakan aku...canteeekkk bangat nie...

How to choose a bride, Malaysian style

A Mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married.. So one day she called him over to her house.

The Son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.

The FIRST one was a well-endowed Telephonist- cum-Receptionist . He immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they always say...... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON..........'

The SECOND nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected. Reason being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, this one aaa..., Secretary always fond of saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN........ '

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking Teacher. The Son suddenly agreed!!

The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? The earlier two were a lot better looking!'

He replied: 'Teachers aaa.... Teachers very good, very good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE......!'

Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted: 'Brother.... Female mini bus Conductor much better laa.... they always say: 'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT..... MASUK, MASUK....... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI..... DALAM LAGI LAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG..... . BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG.....'

Pheonix; moral of the story... jangan tanyer anak anda... biar dier pilih sendiri..kwang..kwang

Dah Macam Sesumpah lak



Mamat yang buat nie memang superb dalam penyamaran..... kagum ngan hasil seni yang di tunjukkan...

Pheonix; leh rekemen kat James Bond 007 nie...haha

Passangers

Movie propaganda

The truth can't hide forever.

After a plane crash, a young therapist, Claire (Anne Hathaway), is assigned by her mentor (Andre Braugher) to counsel the flight's five survivors. When they share their recollections of the incident - which some say include an explosion that the airline claims never happened - Claire is intrigued by Eric (Patrick Wilson), the most secretive of the passengers.
Just as Claire's professional relationship with Eric - despite her better judgment - blossoms into a romance, the survivors begin to disappear mysteriously, one by one. Claire suspects that Eric may hold all the answers and becomes determined to uncover the truth, no matter the consequences.
Boleh layan ler... sebab Anne Hathaway ader kan..hahaha.. jalan citer yang simple... tak berat.... lagipun... berkisar kepada kehidupan selepas kematian... yang mana selepas ajer plane crash, dorang tak tahu yang sebenarnyer dorang dah mati... so, how to convince them... so, end up.. dorang kene terima hakikat yang dorang berada di alam lain... itu ajerr... aku bagi 2 bintang setengah.... setengah tu untuk Anne Hathaway...kahkah... jangan marah
Pheonix; takut nak naik kapal terbang... naik belon panas ajerlerr...

Beg Tangan Kulit

Biasanye kalo sebut ajer beg tangan.... saper yang korang ingat... mestilah pompuan kan.... tapi yang hebatnye... beg tangan yang harganya boleh mencecah ribuan ringgit itu di sediakan bahan mentahnye oleh lelaki.... kenapa?.... korang tengok kat bawah nie...
Tak nampak kan....tapi si pemakai beg tangan ini adalah perempuan... auuuwww... so, ader brani lagi tak nak beli?
Pheonix; nasib baik aku pakai beg plastik...wakaka

ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME !!

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot,
'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to getsome close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,

'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'

Life is short....... Someone said:
When you ASSUME = you make an ASS out of U and ME....

Pheonix; ending korang tahuler nasib kedua - duanyer

Fueled by filial piety


Two adult sons tour nation with mother in homemade carriage

FUZHOU — Wang Yuxia’s husband once promised to take her to all the beautiful sights across the country. But when he suddenly died, it seemed her dream had died as well.
So it was up to her sons to carry out their father’s promise.
Realizing their 81-year-old mother gets carsick easily and they cannot afford to travel luxuriously, they built a three-wheeled carriage to take her around the country — powered only by their own feet and the determination to express love.
“We are not doing this for money or fame. We are just spreading the virtue of filial piety,” said Wang Kai, 59.
“Compared to what our mother has done for us, what we give in return is never enough,” he added.
During their first trip in 2007, they spent 265 days traveling across 25 provinces and two municipalities before arriving in Hong Kong .
This time, in 165 days, the two brothers have hauled the carriage more than 4,500 km from Heilongjiang province in the northwest to Fujian province in the southeast.
Their target destination is Taiwan .
“Our biggest dream is to carry our mother around the island,” Wang Kai said.
The carriage, built for 5,000 yuan ($730), is fitted with three beds, windows and heat-retaining panels to make mom comfortable.
The brothers named it “Thanksgiving” to express gratitude for their mother’s love.
Wang Yuxia can usually be seen enjoying the sights through the windows.
“My sons have been taking good care of me on the way,” she said, and the warmth of the carriage has prevented her from catching cold.
She is happy to have seen more than 100 tourist attractions so far.
“I’m very moved by what they’ve done. I can’t thank them enough,” she said.
On the road, Wang Kai pulls the carriage from the front while younger brother Wang Rui, 57, pushes it from behind.
So far, they have worn out six pairs of shoes.
“I can walk 107 steps every minute and 10 hours every day, which means 65,000 steps or about 40 km a day,: said Wang Rui.
That is almost the distance of an Olympic marathon.
The brothers’ love for their mother has moved thousands of people.
In September last year, the Taiwan Sleep Disorders Association, a non-governmental organization, invited them to tell their story.
And on March 3 this year, the brothers were invited to conduct a class on filial piety at Fuzhou University .
They have already spend half of the 40,000 yuan they put together before setting out on their journey.
Supporters and admirers have been providing clothes, food, drinks and other daily necessities.
“The brothers are doing whatever they can do to make their mother happy and I must do something for them,” said Zhuo Feng, a resident in Fuzhou , capital of Fujian , who bought the brothers new shoes and their mother new clothes.
A number of businessmen who were moved by the Wang brothers’ filial act also offered them money, but the brothers said they will not accept any cash for their undertaking.
In a letter written to his wife, Wang Rui said it is the love of their mother that has helped them conquer all difficulties.
“Making our mother happy is priceless,” he said.
During their first trip to Hong Kong , the brothers decorated the roof of their carriage with four dragons to symbolize their Chinese heritage. These were later changed to doves of peace to express their desire for peaceful ties across the Taiwan Straits.
They have been in Fujian nearly a month now, waiting for authorities to approve their travel to Taiwan .
Wang Kai said all they know about Taiwan is from books, which say Ali Mountain and Sun Moon Lake are beautiful. The island’s fruits are also famous, he said.
On Aug 8 last year, when brothers heard about the earthquake hitting Taiwan , they immediately donated 1,000 yuan to the Red Cross Society of China to help quake victims.
“People across the Straits are one family,” Wang Rui said.
“We are just helping our brothers and sisters in our way.”
Pheonix; kalo dah spesis baik tu, gi mana jer buat baik...

Marley and Me





Today is my last day W2K8 server training, so aku nak update pasal satu citer yang aku tengok...mempersembahkan 'Marley and Me' lakonan Owen Wilson dan Jennifer Anniston..

Jalan citer yang agak menarik, kisah kehidupan seorang penulis surat khabar yang menghadapi pelbagai masalah... Owen yang di couplekan dengan Jennifer pasangan yang bercinta dan berkahwin... di sebabkan kedua - dua not yet ready untuk menimang cahaya mata, Owen menghadiakan seekor puppy kat Jennifer... kire macam anak angkat...

Puppy nie punyerler sengal... tak boleh di ajar... memacam si owen nie buat untuk mengajar anjing tersebut.... walaubagaimanapun kedua - dua mereka sangat sayang kat anjing tu... di samping masalah yang lain.. Owen dan Jennifer menghadapi Krisis rumah tangga di sebabkan anjing yang dorang sayang.. pernah dorang pakat nak buang anjing tu... BUT Owen tak sampai hati... dier suruh member dier jaga...masalahnyer saper yang sanggup...

Well... cam biasa..Jennifer cool balik..dorang bela anjing tu sampai dorang di kurniakan anak... 3 orang lagi... meriah...main point dorang...jangan di sebabkan anjing...rumah tangga dorang porak poranda...

So, end up anjing tu pun tua..ala - ala otai gitu... errmmm... finishing sedih.. akhirnya anjing tu mati... bayangkanlah dari kecik di jaga..sampai otai... sedih siot... akhirnyer Owen, Jennifer dan anak - anaknyer hidup bahgia...

Korang tak caya korang tengok... tangkap leleh lerr... but ader unsur comedian gak lerr... cuma sepanjang citer tu.. korang rase cam nak lempang jer anjing tu... sebab anjing tu buas... hahaha... So, aku bagi 3 bintang setengah

Pheonix; teringat kat kucing aku bela masa kecik..hukhuk

Bayi tanpa hidung dan mata

Sedih biler terbaca akhbar pagi nie... bayi yang dilahirkan tanpa hidung, mata dan mulut yang tidak sempurna... Semuga ada sinar harapan pada bayi dan keluarganya..

CHAI LIM yang dilahirkan tanpa hidung dan mata dipindahkan ke Hospital Raja Permaisuri Bainun, Ipoh semalam bagi menerima penjagaan dan rawatan rapi.

IPOH - Dilahirkan tanpa hidung dan mata, mulut yang tidak sempurna manakala kaki dan tangan pula mengalami kecacatan.

Itulah nasib Lee Chai Lim, bayi lelaki berusia tiga minggu yang sejak 8 April lalu ditempatkan di sebuah rumah perlindungan, Pertubuhan Kebajikan Kanak-kanak Cacat Ipoh (PKKC) di sini.

Chai Lim yang dilahirkan di Hospital Taiping pada 28 Mac lalu merupakan anak pertama sepasang suami isteri yang berasal dari bandar berkenaan.

Apa yang pasti, kunjungan Pengerusi Jawatankuasa Kesihatan, Kerajaan Tempatan, Hal Ehwal Pengguna, Alam Sekitar Negeri Perak, Datuk Dr. Mah Hang Soon dan Pengarah Kesihatan Negeri Perak, Datuk Dr. Ahmad Razin Ahmad Maher ke pusat kebajikan terbabit semalam membawa harapan baru kepada bayi malang itu.

Departures - the gift of last memories



Departures ehh.. ok sebuah filem yang boleh menyentap jiwa anda.. sebab alunan gesekan cello yang begitu touching..hikhik..

Apa - apapun lakunan pelakon utamanya Masahiro Motoki memang superb...kisah dalam filem nie agak bercampur antara cinta, sedih, masalah kewangan, adat tradisi, kasih sayang dan funny menjadikan cite yang agak slow nie menarik... normally aku tak layan sangat citer - citer yang slow nie...promo
Perkara pokok dlam citer nie, korang dapat nengok bagaimana adat tradisi Jepun menguruskan Mayat...jarang jumpa kan.... so mamat nie di ajar cara - cara menguruskan mayat mengikut adat dan tradisi... selain di selit kisah - kisah yang touching....
Aku syorkan korang tengok... aku bagi 4 bintang gak
Pheonix; Kalo korang tak suka jangan marah...hahaha

The Pacific

Selain dari True Blood, Band of Brother miniseries, The Pacific pun agak menyerlah... make me waiting every single episode..Details of miniseries kat bawah nie... jangan lupa saksikan...

Approx. run time : 540 minutes
Genre :
War miniseries
Written by : Bruce McKennaRobert SchenkkanGraham YostGeorge PelecanosLarry AndriesMichelle Ashford
Directed by :
Tim Van PattenDavid NutterJeremy PodeswaGraham YostCarl FranklinTony To[1]
Produced by : Steven Spielberg (executive)Tom Hanks (executive)Gary Goetzman (executive)Tony To (co-executive)Graham Yost (co-executive)Eugene Kelly (co-executive)Bruce McKenna (co-executive)Cherylanne MartinTodd LondonSteven ShareshianTim Van Patten (supervising)George Pelecanos (co-producer)Robert Schenkkan (co-producer)
Starring :
James Badge DaleJon SedaJoseph Mazzello
Music by : Hans ZimmerGeoff ZanelliBlake Neely
No. of episodes : 10 (List of episodes)

Synopsis:

The Pacific is based primarily on two memoirs of U.S. Marines, With the Old Breed: At Peleliu and Okinawa by Eugene Sledge and Helmet for My Pillow by Robert Leckie.[3] The series tells the stories of the two authors and Marine John Basilone, as the war against the Empire of Japan rages. It also draws on Sledge's China Marine[4] and Red Blood, Black Sand,[5] the memoir of Chuck Tatum, a Marine who fought alongside Basilone at Iwo Jima.[6]
The series features well-known battles involving the 1st Marine Division, such as Guadalcanal, Cape Gloucester, Peleliu, and Okinawa, as well as Basilone's involvement in the Battle of Iwo Jima.
Hugh Ambrose has authored the official tie-in book to the series,[7] which follows the stories of the three men featured in the series as well as stories of their fellow Marines. It was published in the US and UK in March 2010.
Pheonix; aku bagi 4 bintang

Sotong curi kamera video

GAMBAR menunjukkan seekor sotong sedang mencuri kamera video.

WELLINGTON – Seorang penyelam di New Zealand, Victor Huang yang sedang menyelam terkejut apabila seekor sotong mencuri sebuah kamera video miliknya, lapor sebuah akhbar semalam.
Kejadian berlaku semasa Huang, 31, sedang merakamkan gambar sotong yang mempunyai lapan sesungut itu di luar pesisiran pantai di sini.
Tiba-tiba sotong itu bertindak agresif menyebabkan penyelam tersebut pantas bergerak ke permukaan laut kerana menyangka dia diserang oleh haiwan tersebut.

Namun, dia kemudian menyedari bahawa sotong berkenaan mengikutinya kerana ia cuma berminat dengan kamera videonya yang berharga NZ$754 (RM1,719).


Sotong itu kemudian merampas kamera itu daripada Huang semasa dia bergerak ke arah permukaan laut.
Huang kemudian kembali ‘mengejar’ sotong itu selama lima minit dan cuba mengalih perhatian dengan senapang lembing.


Apa yang lebih malang lagi ialah sesungut sotong itu turut merampas senapang lembingnya tetapi ia melepaskan kamera video ke dasar laut.
Kamera video itu merakamkan insiden itu yang kini boleh dilihat di laman YouTube di Internet. – Agensi
kredit : kosmo.com.my
Pheonix; sotong pun dah pandai buat keje - keje tak senonoh nie

Apa itu Lembam

Bile korang terpandang perkataan LEMBAM jer.. aper perkataan pertama yang telintas;
  • apa ehh?
  • salah eja kot...
  • Lebam - lebam
  • tembam
  • sejenis kuih tradisional - ini jawapan paling sengal....
Lately nie kalo korang baca media cetak, banyak kes - kes melibatkan mangsa - mangsa lembam antaranya..dipuku ler, di rogol ler, di cabul ler dan pelbagai jenis kesalahan jenayah lain...
so... baca bawah nie untuk lebih lanjut...

DEFINISI
Kanak - kanak yang tidak boleh mengikuti pelajaran di kelas / kurikulum / di sekolah biasa, terlalu lambat untuk mencapai satu - satu objektif pengajaran yang mudah / objektif jangka pendek dan juga mempunyai daya rangsangan serta daya pengamatan yang lemah / rendah.
Ciri - ciri:
- Pencapaian pelajaran / akedemik berbeza.
- Pendiam / tidak aktif / banyak cakap.
- Sukar menerima arahan.
- Tidak dapat berkomunikasi seperti kanak - kanak biasa.
- Menyebut huruf-huruf yang tidak tepat/salah, bertukar-tukar.
- Meninggalkan huruf,sukukata @ perkataan ketika membaca dan menulis.
- Tulisan yang terlalu buruk/Sukar dibaca.
- Kekerapan kesalahan dalam ejaan, tanda bacaan.
- Tanpa ketetapan /Menaik dan menurun
- Huruf terbalik /Urutan dan arah yang salah
- Tanpa ketetapan dan ketentuan
- jarak huruf dan perkataan.
- Saiz yang tidak seragam / Mencampuradukkan saiz
- besar dan kecil.
- Idea yang tidak berkembangan dan penyusunan idea yang tidak teratur.
- Perbendaharaan kata yang terhad dan tatabahasa yang tidak tepat.

Punca:
- Baka
- Tersekat pengalaman
- Intelek yang rendah
- Masalah emosi
- Kekecewaan
- Rasa rendah diri
- Kemantangan yang lambat
- Lemah daya ingatan
- Mudah terganggu tumpuan
- Kurang rangsangan
- Faktor-faktor kesihatan
- Persekitaran
- Amalan makanan
- Kesan semasa mengandung
- Penyakit semasa pembesaran selepas lahir.
- Ubat semasa mengandung.
- Kemalangan.
- Sosio - ekonomi.

Strategi Pengajaran dan Pembelajaran
- Temubual
- Merujuk kepada pegawai / pakar perubatan
- Mewujudkan suasana pembelajaran yang sesuai& menyeronokkan
- Senang ke susah.
- Konkrit ke abstrak.
- Melibatkan seberapa banyak pancaindera
- Banyakan pengukuhan dan latihtubi.
- Jauhkan dendaan yang negatif
Nie aku dapat info dari internet gak... so kalo korang suspect sedara mara korang ker, anak buah korang ker, anak korang ker atau korang sendiri ker... bawak - bawakler berjumpa pakar / yang lebih arif
Pheonix; bagi aku orang yang ambil kesempatan terhadap mereka ini harus di hukum dengan sewajarnya..

Coffin Exibition - Tradition and Mysteries

Jom pakat gi Muzium Negara... tengok pelbagai khazanah keranda dan misterinyerr.... serammmm

Pheonix; balik termimpi - mimpi

Congratulation Datuk Nicol David

One of my favourite player... admire...sebab consistance.. good job... memang slalu b'harap agar ader pemain Malaysia dalam acara lain yang di kagumi di peringkat dunia...
DATUK NICOL DAVID merangkul kejuaraan ketiga tahun ini di Terbuka Kepulauan Cayman yang juga kemenangan kedua ke atas seteru dari England, Jenny Duncalf di final untuk 2010.
BERTENAGA... Nicol (kanan) beraksi cemerlang mengatasi Jenny, kelmarin. Nicol mengekalkan kejuaraan yang dimenanginya tahun lalu selepas menewaskan musuh ketatnya tiga set berturut-turut 11-8, 11-8, 11-4 dalam masa 32 minit, kelmarin.
Permainan voli Jenny dalam set pertama ketika dia hanya ketinggalan 8-9 memakan diri selepas memberi mata mudah buat Nicol menang 11-8.
Keadaan hampir sama di set kedua apabila kedua-dua pemain banyak bermain rali hingga satu ketika terikat 7-7, sebelum aksi kemas dan pukulan kilas Nicol memerangkap Jenny untuk kemenangan 11-8 dalam set kedua.
Nicol meningkatkan permainan dalam set ketiga dengan aksi lebih pantas mendahului 5-1.
Namun Jenny merampas beberapa mata untuk Nicol di depan 6-3 sebelum Nicol segera menamatkan permainan 11-4 untuk mempertahankan gelaran Terbuka Cayman buat kali pertama.
“Menentang Jenny sentiasa sukar. Saya fikir permainan akan berkesudahan 3-2 kerana amat sengit dalam set pertama, tidak sangka dapat menang 3-0,” kata Nicol yang kali kedua menundukkan Jenny tahun ini selepas Terbuka Chennai bulan lalu.
Kejuaraan ini juga yang ketiga buat Nicol bagi tahun 2010 selepas Terbuka Chennai dan Kuala Lumpur.
Nicol sempat membayangkan untuk mempertahankan kejuaraan padamasa akan datang dengan berkata: “Saya harap akan kembali mempertahankan gelaran ini tahun depan dan jika badan masih kuat saya pasti akan berada di sini pada 2012 untuk Kejohanan Terbuka Dunia.”
Pheonix; main guli boleh lerr...